Blowjobs over black blows?

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Jon Stewart this week had some fun at the expense of a Florida state representative's claim that he was not actually offering to give an undercover officer $20 in exchange for letting him perform oral sex on the officer, rather was afraid that he would "become a statistic" because he was surrounded by "stocky black guys."

"He's not gay, he's afraid," Stewart mocked in a Daily Show segment. "His thinking is, hey you wouldn't hit a guy with a (cock) in his mouth, would ya? I mean, c'mon, it's your (cock)."

Correspondent John Oliver further belittled the Republican legislator's lame excuse.

"It's pathetic. I thought of a couple off the top of my head just standing here," Oliver says. "I have a terrible lip condition that can only be cured through contact with other men's penises. I had a bad headache and I thought I saw an Advil on another man's penis. I tripped and fell mouth first ... onto his penis."

But Oliver defended Florida State Rep. Bob Allen because, "black people are terrifying."

"I remember the Million Man March back in 1996," he said. "White people were lined on both sides of East Capitol Street, and out of sheer terror were (blowing) everyone who walked past them."